Though Ben Stiller's versatile career has extended into many different areas, he will likely always be best known for his popular comedic performances. Stiller has delivered some of the funniest and most memorable comedies throughout his movie career, as well as some hilarious characters.

Looking at Stiller's best comedy movies, there are so many laugh-out-loud quotes. Some of these movies are huge box office hits, while others are hidden gems that deserve to be seen. For anyone looking for a good laugh, take a look back at some of these hilarious Ben Stiller quotes from his most memorable movies.

10 "Someone Must Have Ripped The Q Section Out Of My Dictionary, 'Cause I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word, 'Quit'"

One of Stiller's most underrated comedies is Mystery Men. The movie was really ahead of its time, spoofing the superhero culture before superhero movies really took off. It follows a group of misfit crime fighters, including Stiller's Mr. Furious, whose superpower is getting really angry.

Despite getting no respect from his enemies, other heroes, or the public, Mr. Furious tries his best to sell himself as the ultimate tough guy. Unfortunately, his "tough guy" lines, like this one, feel pretty lame.

9 "Como Estan, Bi**hes?"

Anchorman is considered, by many, to be one of the funniest movies of all time and the highlight of the movie is the big showdown between San Diego's biggest news anchors. While Ron Burgundy and his news team are out in the streets, their rivals from other stations show up looking for a fight.

This includes cameos from Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson. Then Stiller shows up as the over-the-top anchor from the local Spanish-language news program who greets his enemies with, "Como estan, bitches?"

8 "Lunch Has Been Cancelled Due To Lack Of Hustle. Deal With It."

Though Stiller is best known for his leading man roles, he has proven himself to be especially entertaining when playing the villain. In the 90s comedy Heavyweights, Stiller plays Tony Perkins, the intense fitness guru who takes over a summer camp for children struggling with their weight.

While the kids are just looking to have some fun, Perkins goes to extreme methods of whipping them into shape. As the summer goes on, Perkins grows more unhinged. During one morning announcement, he delivers to the campers this hilarious line.

7 "I Got It Stuck!"

Stiller became the breakout star of gross-out comedies thanks to his hilarious role in There's Something About Mary. Stiller plays Ted, a lonely sad-sack looking to reunite with his dream girl from high school who he blew his chance with.

During a flashback sequence to Ted's high school days, the movie reveals exactly what went wrong with Mary. While Ted was picking Mary up to go to their prom, he had a bathroom accident, to say the least. This moment, along with Stiller's excruciating reaction, remains an unforgettable entry in comedy history.

6 "Somebody Said They Were Close To Me?"

Stiller has also had a lot of success behind the camera as a director and one of his most impressive movies was Tropic Thunder. The movie is a hilarious and wildly entertaining R-rated comedy about a group of spoiled and self-centered actors filming a war movie who get caught up in a real life-or-death situation.

Stiller plays Tugg Speedman, an action star whose latest attempt to make a dramatic movie ended up an embarrassing flop. When being interviewed by an entertainment show, the reporter tells him, "Somebody close to you said, 'one more flop and it's over,'" to which Speedman asks, "Someone said they were close to me?"

5 "Do It!"

While some felt the comedic movie version of Starsky and Hutch was an insult to the classic cop show, it does have some pretty funny moments. Stiller and Owen Wilson make a great duo as the two titular cops working a case in the 1970s.

During one undercover mission, Starsky (Stiller) takes the undercover role very seriously. He dons an elaborate disguise, comes up with a backstory, and employs a ridiculous voice. However, he gets so into character that he keeps repeating the phrase "Do it!" over and over again.

4 "Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"

In another great villain role, Stiller plays White Goodman in the sports comedy,Dodgeball. In fact, Goodman is very similar to Stiller's role in Heavyweights as he is a fitness freak whose intensity goes way over the line. He also develops a huge ego that is also very fragile.

Goodman tries to woo a woman named Kate, who is repulsed by him. After getting rejected, Goodman tries to steal a kiss but gets hit in the face instead. He angrily storms off after proclaiming, "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"

3 "Oh, You Can Milk Just About Anything With Nipples."

Meet the Parents is a great movie for anyone who enjoys awkward comedy. Stiller plays a well-meaning man who is taken home by his girlfriend to meet her parents, including her protective and intimidating father (Robert De Niro).

Stiller's character, Greg Focker, can't help but make one embarrassing blunder after another. When he gets caught in a lie about living on a farm, he tries to explain that he simply grew up with a lot of animals and they would milk some of them, including the cats. After Greg says you can milk anything with nipples, De Niro asks, "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

2 "You Can Trouble Me For A Warm Glass Of Shut The Hell Up."

Though Adam Sandler is the star of Happy Gilmore, Stiller has a hilarious uncredited role in the movie. Stiller plays the orderly at a senior's home where Happy's grandmother is staying, a role he reprised in last year's Hubie Halloween.

While the orderly is very friendly and promises to take care of Happy's grandmother when Happy is around, his attitude quickly changes once he is gone. After the sweet old lady asks for a glass of warm milk to help her fall asleep, the orderly responds, "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up."

1 "What Is This? A Center For Ants?!"

While it's hard to narrow it down to just one movie, many fans would likely name Zoolander as Stiller's funniest movie. He plays an empty-headed male model who is somehow caught up in an assassination plot. Despite the unexpected plot twist, a lot of the comedy simple comes from Zoolander's stupidity.

When fashion designer Mugatu promises to build a children's learning center in Zoolander's name, he shows him the model. Zoolander smashes the model, calling it a center for ants before asking, "How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"

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